Cold remedies

Duh.

My head is full of cold. I’ve got a sore throat. Am feeling very sorry for myself.

There is only one thing that can save me.

I stumble through to the larder in my dressing gown and socks (it’s not pretty) and the horror of the situation slowly dawns upon me – I don’t have a tin of Heinz Cream of Tomato Soup, that age old remedy for all known illnesses.

How did this happen? I always have a tin of tomato soup for emergency situations like this.

I’ll have to resort to runny eggs with buttered toast fingers instead – not quite as efficacious, but a reasonable substitute as a cold remedy.

In an emergency.

tomatosoup

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